Before you start worrying you are not as bright and beguiling as people with English as mommy tongue, check with updates from other half of the globe!
Tokyo Hotel:
Forbidden to steal hotel towels please! If you are not a person to do such thing, please not to read the note.
Bucharest Hotel:
The lift is being fixed for next day. During that time we regret you will be unbearable.
Leipzig Elevator:
Do not enter lifts backwards; and only when lit up!
Belgrade Elevator:
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
Paris Hotel:
Please leave your values at the front desk.
Hotel in Athens:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
Japanese Hotel:
You are invited to take advantage of the chamber maid.
Russian Orthodox Cemetery:
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
Swiss Restaurant:
Our wines leave you for nothing to hope for!
Bangkok Dry Cleaners:
Drop your trousers here for best results.
Hong Kong dentists:
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists
Copenhagen Airlines Ticket Office:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.
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